Urban Artifact Peaches & Cream: Like Getting Hugged by a Peach That Also Knows How to Party
At Godspeed, we respect balance. Whether it’s the perfect ratio of stiffness to compliance in a race frame or the fine line between “just one more upgrade” and “I might need to hide this from my spouse,” equilibrium is everything. That’s why we cracked open Urban Artifact’s Peaches & Cream Midwest Fruit Tart (8% ABV, a full-fruit spectacle) and braced for impact.
First sip—boom. It’s like a perfectly ripe peach did a cannonball into a vat of silky vanilla goodness. The tartness hits first, just enough to wake you up, followed by a smooth, creamy finish that makes you question why all beverages aren’t engineered this well. It’s fruity, it’s rich, and it’s so dangerously smooth that we briefly considered putting it in a water bottle for “hydration purposes.”
At 8%, this is not your typical light-and-breezy summer drink. This is the “I just conquered 100 miles, and now I shall feast like royalty” kind of beverage. Or the “I only rode 10 miles, but it was very hilly, so this is justified” drink. Either way, it delivers big flavor, big energy, and absolutely zero “ragrets”.
Would we recommend it? If you like peaches, cream, and making excellent life choices, then yes. Would we stock it at Godspeed HQ? It’s already chilling next to the fancy chain lube. Would we ride after two of them? Only if our lawyer says it’s okay.
Final Verdict: 10/10, tastes like victory. #GodspeedApproved #FruitScience #HydrationIsSubjective
